I had to go to the mall for some new clothes that I needed for a vacation, I was tired of my old board shorts and tee shirts. The fucking parking lot was jammed as I passed row after row of cars, each time I would see one backing out, some bastard would beat me to it but I was determined not to lose my temper. I had my blinker on as a car backed out of a nearby parking spot but he backed the wrong way and some fucker bounced in before the car leaving was hardly out of the space. I drove on and took a newly vacated space and this one was actually in the shade of one of those small parking lot trees, as I walked to the entrance I could see the guy that beat me to the earlier parking space headed for the door ahead of me. Going onto the mall, I stopped and took a look at some board shorts and some cargo shorts, selecting a few pair to try on I headed for the dressing rooms only to find a big ass line of mostly women to use the set of dressing rooms. As the next door opened I made ...
By Seth Cybertar