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Country Boy's

I live out in the country in the Midwest, there is little to do here but interact with other guys that are as bored as you are. We have to drive about nine miles just to get to the nearest burger place and well, there is still not too much else to do but get a burger and hang out for endless hours laughing and talking with my friends. My name is Dan, I am 18 and should be headed to college soon but there is no real need to get a degree in anything that does not include farming as I have to stay on and help my family scrape out a living from our farm. We grow hay for a living but also have small crops that we sell locally and grow for our own use. I have three brothers, Jack and Ronnie that are older and the last Ben, is 17 years old. Mom does the canning and Dad butchers the cows and pigs that we freeze for use later. Ben and I were out on the back of the property along the northwest corner adding pesticides to the hay seedlings, it was fucking hot our here and neither of us wore ...

Fishin’ Trip

One of my buddies, Steven, wanted me to go fishing with him for the weekend. I am not all that excited about fishing or camping, but at least he had an RV so we would not be sleeping on the ground with all the dirt and bugs. Steven sent me a text message letting me know that he was five minutes away, so I could drag my crap to the curb and toss it in when he drove up. I did add several distractions to my bags, just in case the fish weren’t biting. I thought it might save us from staring blankly at each other for lack of entertainment. One of the things was my tablet; at least I could read e-books if nothing else. Steven pulled up in a medium-sized newer model motor home and towing a boat. Hell the thing had air conditioning; how bad could the weekend be? At least we wouldn’t be swatting mosquitoes and sweating. “Hey Joe, need any help with your stuff?” Steven asked as he gave a faux move to help. He wasn’t getting up from his comfy seat and we both knew it. “Naw, I’m okay; ...

Vodka Run

I was throwing a party at my house with about 15 guys invited over and needed to run to the liquor store to grab a few kinds of booze. I had a few hours before anyone would arrive, I jumped out of the shower and tossed on some basketball shorts and a tee shirt that I had cut the sleeves off and left it pretty much open down each side. Inside the store I was looking at rum and vodka when this sexy guy came in and started cruising me, he had dark hair, cropped short and an athletic build. I glanced up and caught him looking into the cut away sides of my shirt and my nipple, I shot him a smile and picked up the vodka bottle. I was about to walk away when I heard him say. “This brand of vodka is much better and about the same price, I mean, I saw you looking at them all and well, this one is better in my opinion.” “I have no clue and was buying for the look of the bottle really.” I said as I put the bottle back on the shelf and took the suggested bottle. “You must be a vodk...

Car Hop

I drove to my friend Kip’s house to pick him up for a run to the next county for the opening of a new club. Kip likes to show his chest off and his nipples are very sensitive he can be found most anytime absently touching them, usually with his hand up under his shirt. “Hi Kelly, thanks for picking me up.” “No problem, I know how you hate to drive, I want to grab a bite before heading to the club, I’ve not eaten anything but some toast this morning. “Cool with me.” Kip said slipping his shirt off and tossing it into the back seat. I glanced over and saw that he was already toying with one of his nipples, he has been known to get so worked up just playing with his nipples that he can cum without touching his cock at all. Once in a while he will do it at a public place with us all watching, his hands goes up his tee, he starts working on his nipples getting them very hard and within a few minutes he tilts his head back and groans a little as he fills his underwear with a sticky...

Watermelon Farmer

I was driving my car on the way back from a work thing I had to go to and was about 90 miles from home, it was way the fuck out in the country and I was getting parched. Driving about 80 miles an hour on this old highway with no one around but a few farm houses I saw a sign on the side of the road, it was old and faded but clearly made out “Cold Drinks and Fresh Fruit ahead”. I slowed down to about 45 in case it was open and not just an old sign that had been left from years before. I saw a small fruit stand on the side of the road and all but locked up the brakes as I pulled off the road onto the gravel and dirt lot. I shut off my car and stepped out into the hot summer sun, stretching and pulling off my tie and loosening my shirt as I walked to the fruit shack. There was a sign that said “Honk for service”. What the fuck, well I guess they can’t just sit out here all day waiting on the occasional car to stop, I clicked the door lock button on my key fob making my horn honk a...

Monterey

I was on vacation in Monterey California visiting my sister for two weeks. Her husband drove her to work so I could use her car to go to the Monterey Aquarium on the waterfront. It was about 10 am when I got there and started looking at the fish, one section was actual salt water from the bay with native species of fish from this area. Seals could be heard barking just off shore and it was foggy and would burn off by noon, the usual Monterey weather. I was walking through the different sections when this short skinny guy started checking me out; I smiled and went about my business. The guy moved close and he ass bumped me with his hand. “Oh, sorry.” He said as he looked into my eyes. “No problems.” The guy was a bit on the flamboyant feminine side with dark hair and a tan face with beautiful blue eyes. “You like those fishies? I like those big ones over there.” He said pointing to a big Ling cod. “Yeah, it’s pretty cool.” “Oh look at this one.” He said in an excited voice p...

The Car Wash

Today is Sunday and my car was dirty from the crap falling out of the trees all week, so I decided that I would head over to the car wash. Pulling in I was in line for a wash stall and as it was a sunny day and seemed that half the town was there. The guy in front of me had just pulled up to the wash bay as I walked passed by him to get quarters from the change machine. I got my change and stood in the sun waiting for my turn, the sun was hot and I pulled my tee shirt over my head taking it off tossing it into my car. The guy in the wash bay seemed distracted by my now bare chest, he smiled as I caught his eye looking at me. “I’ll help you wash yours if you help me wash mine.” I said with a smile. “You’re on.” He said as I took the foaming brush from the rack. He sprayed the car then switched it to brush and I scrubbed his new looking Camero, “I love this body style.” I said as I worked. “Yeah, the hottest I’ve seen in a while.” I turned to see him looking at my should...

Dinner Out

My name is Joe Tinsel, I was sitting at my favorite restaurant waiting on friends to join me, I had a couple of frozen margaritas and some chips with queso while sitting outside enjoying the sun. My waiter, Morgan a hot guy in his early thirties with dark brown hair and thick red lips that I wanted to bite, the more I had the hornier I got. After several drinks I called my friend, no answer, that fucker. I thought. I ordered a steak with a loaded baked potato and corn and Morgan smiled and said “Yes sir! I will get your order in right away.” I was grinning and talking to him way more than I normally would have and laughed at fucking everything. I was out on the patio deck alone enjoying the view of the Gulf of Mexico while texting my friend calling him a shit load of names for not showing up. Morgan brought me another margarita while I munched on chips, I looked at him, “Where is my meat” I asked with a big grin looking right at his crotch. “I’ve got your meat for you; I will...